sex, drugs and on the dole

05:22 pm - xclapping_hamsx

alright pricks?

sooo....my weekend...

On friday i got back from work and realised id lost my phone so rushed down and was moody for a while. wasnt gunna go out but then decided to go for a "couple". went to the 3 jolly butchers, and met the 3 jolly butchers..AKA nick anna and mimah. worked out how im gunna make my millions - famous gay top trumps. im on to a winner trust me.. got a cab home with anna and ate curry while watchin the "50 greatest comedy sketches" which considering the title, was really unfunny.

SATURDAY woke up and went to work in Pussy, seeing anna off to bristol beforehand. work was standarddd. Went home then went to the pub on my own to watch the football. Thankfully jack arrived before it looked like id actually gone on my own. turf arrived aussi. the israel game was EPIC *brap brap* and all that..freya and flabbyrags joined in the fun and we were soon on our way to meet nick. fucked off meeting nick and went to the roundhill to meet madz, grace, brendan, jacey, lardawg and probably some other CUNTS. bought a bottle of southern comfort and went to this party. party was fuckin silly, far too packed to be enjoyable. The police obviously turned up and kicked like 200 people out onto the street at once. i never really understand the logic...Police then got DAWGS out and arrested some people for probably absolutely no reason...love it. jack was well paro. blah blah BLAHHH bought some more southern comfort. Found myself at home at like 1 with a whole bottle of southern comfort so rang lily brown who obliged in coming round and helping me drink it. DOPE

lazed around in bed all day on sunday, watched Matilda...camp.. got up at like 6 and went to meet "people" in the pub, but no-one turned up except nina. so me and nina got pissed on tuscan mule for afew hours til sarah arrived. went and met Leigh and his flatmates in the pav tav and played some shocking games of pool and weirdly enough, played the "pull the most horrible face you can" game. love that game. got chucked out of there so went to riki tiks for some after hours drinking. was pretty pissed at this point and remember getting aggy with some girl cos she said she didnt like the codfather..went home via goodies and hadnt eaten a single thing all day so got a kebab with chips and cheese..i mustve looked so repulsive eating that when i got in..sleep.

yesterday went round jacks and just sat around gettin lean all day munchin scampi. was allll good.

christ, how dull was that..sorry.

in a bit yo

01:36 pm - xworking_for_the_rat_racex

yeh fuckin WOT livejournal..wots crackin up in ur endz bitch?

Ive just started a job in CLAPHAM (long story...kinda..) where i pretty much get paid to sit on the internet so i thought id start writing LJ again to pass the time.

soo..what have i been up to...

joining the daily commute up here hasnt been too bad to be honest, im quite enjoying the "latte, croissant and The Independent" scene its got goin on, give it a couple of weeks though..the train home is horrible.

so this weekend i had a bit of money (!!!) so decided to spend it on my liver. on FRIDAY i returned home from work, made some munch and headed down to the Barfly for Asobi Seksu with heaphy, anna and deekles. drank snakebite for "old times sake" washed down with shots of jager...god im such a goth. Watched Asobi Seksu who werent PARTICULARY exciting, but good none the less. Sound was wack though. after that, went over to the penthouse for about 3 minutes, then went up to The Albert. Spoke to some Saudi guy for ages about middle eastern politics. urgh cringe..probably quoted Immortal Technique lyrics or something..got chucked out so hung around in the street for ages, then walked the WORST WAY EVER back to the barfly for the club night. really dont remember much except nausing Ben on the door for ages and dancin to The Walkmen...Apparently everyone was "really fucked" but i really cant remember this at all. Got a cab back to annas and chatted shit to her while half asleep about "The middle carriage"

...

Woke up on saturday and anna went to work, so i laid around all day watchin Soccer Saturday with a headache. Went home and watched Portsmouth vs West Ham which was the worst game ive ever seen. anna came round and we met jack at the pepperpot then got a lift into town by some paki in a souped up nissan. went to The George for some vegan viiiibess...met amy and griggpiss in there and kirsty joined in the fun and games. had a few pints then moved rather uninterestingly up to the albert. Jack heard of some party so we got a cab up there innit. dont really know how to sum up the party...there was nibbles. so we set up camp in the garden, drank my vodka and lilt and "naused it". At one point these kids tried to start a fire with planks of wood and a lighter, when i told them this wouldnt light, they said "lets put some alcohol on it" and poured a bottle of WKD over it. i think that sums up the party more than the nibbles. then jack got aggy or somethig and we got kicked out so we stole some "flying saucers" then some fat bitch started on us for nicking "sweets and a can of strongbow". oooo! i wish i was a bad man but i aint got time! after watchin jacks mate throw up all the way down dyke road, we got a cab down to the mash tun and nearly got nicked by some FAG of a policeman. after that id run out of money so me and anna went home.

SUNALUNNNNN i woke up and was made to endure the Xfactor repeat. fuckin itv2 is a cunt.....fucked that off pretty quickly and went and met abbott to watch the football. went to The Worlds End but it was showin the NFL!?!? who gives a flying fuck seriously...wot a shit sport. met brown and went and watched it in the Pub With No Name (original..) and had to sit through the TORTURE of smelling their roasts but not being able to have one. had a couple of drinks and watched Arsenal - Liverpool which was dope. went home and had a roast and a blaze and watched tv. ISNT IT.

yesterday i worked at the Against me! gig at the concorde which wasnt particularly exciting, their new stuff is shit.

this weeeeeeeek im workin, goin to see the Guillotines on weds, seein Maths Class at the freebutt on thursday, then friday its the FUCKIN weekend...think im workin at Kid Harpoon,then goin down audio for Friction/Skream then wakin up ready in time to get pissed and watch man utd - arsenal BRAPPITY BRAP BRAP.

so yeah, high jinx all round i guess..

peace fuckers.

10:18 pm

wot the fucks up livejournal??

fuck alls been goin on in my life really..got my BIMM grades..distinction and a merit so that was all good..

apart from that not been doin a lot, this summers been wack innit. went to Lovebox which was HEAVY, toots and the maytals were fuckin naaang. went to TDK in kings cross which was also a fuckin laugh..ended up back at luthers flat doin mdma in the early hours..threw up and fell asleep in the bathroom with my head next to the sistern. woke up and thought about goin 2 notting hill..but fucked it off. kinda sums up my summer really..

anyway yeah, this felt like a good idea but i got fuck all to write about..

off to bestival in a couple of days (hopefully..) which i do hope will be truly wonderful!

yeh peace out LJ..

roll on lewes bonfire night!

07:09 pm

how is "catchphrase" still going??

surely its a gameshow with a limited longevity..?

08:46 pm - xan_opportunity_for_discussionx

HEY ALL!

i have had two pretty funny (and alcohol fuelled) weekends. i cant be arsed to go through last weekend mostly cos i cant remember what i did, but i do know it was a good'un

this week i have been back at college which has been ok i spose..

on thursday i met neale after work and we went for a few drinks at the pressure point and got harrassed by some fuckin crackhead cos apparently i was being "saucy" whatever the fuck that means..got harrassed by more crackheads, but this time it was dani and finbar. had some "giggles" then i walked up to marz's house, blaggin a random lift off "fat sam" and "smiley will" on the way. got to marz's and listened to his new beat and ting. set off again and went down to heaphys where we got blazed and watched "rolling with the nines" with cam and tim sanders. worst/best film everrr. YOU MUGGY CAAANTT!! had a paro walk home and slept.


friday night i went and met vice, aki, kev, brad, luther and alan at the western front for a drink, then went to the albert with luther and alan. waited for the "fun" to start and OH MY DAYS DID IT EVER!!?! yeh it was alright..got well drunk and naused tings. after that we went down to po na na for dj mehdi and it all gets a bit blurry after this...i remember mehdi being pretty good tho. have a memory of stumbling about the place spilling red wine all over myself. safe. walked home (apparently) with anna and got home. freya passed out in the dog bed.


saturday had a pretty bad hangover so just sat around all day making smoothies. camp. that evening me and anna walked to heaphys and got "sloshed" on white russians with heaphy, brown, cam, madz, fin, nima and jacey. was really fuckin funny. nick came round and we took that as our cue to go down to wintons. he was havin some little party thing which seemed pretty funny but then anna threw up so we got a taxi back to hers.

today i again didnt do anything due to a hangover and am now counting down the minutes COUNTING THE DAYS?!?!?..until match of the day 2 comes on and i can skin up my mini skin zoot. what a life i lead...

shit update, peace out bruvvahs and sisters

04:26 pm

06:32 pm

this is incredible...



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=448105&in_page_id=1770



the story is funny enough without the mails detailed journalism...

05:37 pm - xfor_the_hatersx

brrrrap

this was my weekend:

On thursday me and jack went up to london to roadie at the Scala. got the train up there and listened to jack talking about every single "trackside" we passed. got to kings cross and span out, then waited outside the venue for like 2 hours waiting for south central to show up. finally they did so lugged all the equipment up to the top floor (lots of stairs truuust..) then they decided that because the desk only had 12 channels they couldnt do the show so brought it allll back down again. fun. but then this meant me and jack had hours to do fuck all...waheyyy. saw the queue for the "Underage show" grow with disgust. seriously, 12 year old boys in blue lycra with smiley faces painted on their faces in glowpaint. it was like an audition for Skins extras. it was slightly repulsive. so we bought loads of booze and found some little park/square thing and got pissed and watched a group of chinks play basketball. went back to the scala and watched Metronomy for a bit, then went backstage to "nause tings". found our way into the presets dressing room and told this french band that we were djing upstairs later on so they gave us loads of vodka. met "darren" from shitdisco and got kained with him, some hippie was "well into grime" and some fuckin munt who looked like something out of bo selecta, if it did a "new rave" character. walked out and found ourselves on stage with Ruff Sqwad. haha which was pretty funny. after that me and jack had peaked a bit too early on the alcohol front so went and sat upstairs with headaches. then found the manager of the band we were working for who took us to some balcony overlooking the venue and had a crate. so drank up there and watched metronomy again...

got the train home but got stuck at 3 Bridges so had to ring jacey who VERY kindly came and picked us up at 2:30am. pretty fun day in all.

Friday
ermm..didnt do much in the day i dont think, then in the evening went to SHOCK HORROR! the albert...bom chick wah wah! was amusing enough i suppose. then we walked to some party jimbo was at, but we then found it didnt exist (like, literally) so me and anna walked to Po Na Na but it was just ruby and ty left cos imi had got kicked out or something. danced around for a bit, then me and anna went up to Hatties house and gurned out with fat sam. got home at like 7:30ish.

Saturday

did fuck all really, walked back to annas and got pizzas and ting. watched tv. etccc. stayed in basically.

sundayyyy me, anna, freya and jacey drove up to Stanmer park to walk finty. was pleasant as fuck! drove back into brighton and met my stepdad and went for dinner in the Park View which was well nice. drove back to mine picking up anna on the way and ate chocolate.

monday i went to my uncle and aunts for an easter meal thing. was "Kewl". got home and went down to TOTALLY TOTAL and snorted the ashes of art-rock. got a bit lean and ting, then went to the great eastern with alan, luther and fin which was pretty funny then watched as they munched chinese and walked home.

yesterday and went down to TOTALLY TOTAL again and inhaled the fumes of avant garde. missed luther and sams set rather annoyingly, but did get to see MC Fashion who always puts a smile FIRMLY on my face. got a bit pissed, then went and watched United RINSE roma at the lord nelson with brown. got joined by blim, vice, murley and luther at various points, then met jack, alice, georgia, and maybe a few others? went to the evening star for a drink and some laughs. was thoroughly enjoyable. walked back to annas.

TODAY i went down to preston, sat on nima's blanket and got bitten by loki. lift back from nima and supercharged tonight like WOT!

bye.

Current Mood: crazy

03:06 pm - xoff_the_hookx

so yeah boys and girls, wot the fuck a'gwarn??

this weekend was strange.

On thursday we had heaphys little surprise birthday bash at the albert which he took FUCKING AGES to get to cos he was "cutting the cake with his aunt" - now THATS thug.. in the end it was a fuckin hilarious night. jack covering turfs tshirt in ketchup was a personal highlight for everyone except turf. after plenty on laughs we moved onto brown and justines flat for more. brown got in a FIGHT with the pizza man, THEN got in a fight with his next door neighbour...it was classic, trust..

so yeh, then me and anna went back to mine and munched hardcore stylee and went to bed.

On friday i had no money so just went round the Viel house and "chilled" with nima, aki, vice, iona kev and nick. everyone went out except me, nima and nick so we "smoked some weed" and played "computer games". nick drank a bottle of wine and slurred some classics like "ive realised that im never happier than when im sitting in a dark dingy room fucked on mdma". right....skanked nick..

about 12 walked to annas and watched the apprentice - BEST. PROGRAMME. EVERRRRRRRRR!!#

on saturday we got up and got ready to go sit in queens park with abbott, freya and jack. so walked ALL the way back to mine then got back and found abbott asleep on my sofa, so didnt go to the park and stayed inside instead. at some point decided to go up to my little friend jaceys abode, so after miraculously finding out my ipod has decided to work again (!?) mished up there. sat there with a 40, eating haribo and listening to judge jules. phattt. at some point, we walked down to imis house who was having a "Piss up". got "Pissed up" then went down to this party. party was actually well good i thought. full of old french people? did some MDMA for "old times sake" and then obviously didnt go to sleep til 5pm the next day. brap? yeh, about 4/5 we went back to imis and all got fucked and it was great and yeah...

woke up at 7pm on sunday in imis parents bed after 3 hours sleep and felt like shit. me and anna got the bus home and realised i hadnt eaten for over 30 hours. ATE! BED!

monday sat around all day, anna went home after deal or no deal and i continued to sit around..
in the evening i MADE a chilli con carne which was fuckin nang. cooking is the new rolling through..

then rosh informed me that there was a gig down at the shop dave and inkpen have hired out, so jack came up mine for a grolsch, then we walked down. the shop is actually well nang, was pretty impressed. had a bar and everything!!!! luther and murley both returned from uni's so it was n.a.n.g. to see dem youts. james bolton did a set which i thought was well good, and then dave, inkpen and james did a set with this tiny drum kit thing. it was like Sonic Youth the musical. after that me, jack and luther went back to luthers and raided his fridge of quiche, then had a few "zooties" and listened to music/watched family guy.

walked home with jack. end.

03:22 pm

right, fuck Reading and Glasto this year....

its all about benicassim and bestival!!

06:35 pm - xare_you_coming_round_for_tea_tonight?x

easy now fag brehs, word up!

this weekend was pretty heavy actually..

on friday i met heaphy who was "fucked" from eating bombay aloo and went to the cowley club. got a few "organic" pints and smelt the smell of rebellion. it smells a bit like sweat. watched a few standard "metal tinged hardcore" bands. gr8. the last band came on - fall of efrafa - (who randomly featured the IT technician from BIMM) and were sick. *e*p*i*c*

went to meet pete and ben in "the worlds end" - worst name for a pub ever..but didnt even get a drink and left them in there and went up to the albert. drank some heineken and laughed at people. then walked to Blaker street SO FUCKING SLOWLY!! jesus christ it was agony...THEN the party wasnt on...THEN johnny gave me the WORST. DIRECTIONS. EVERRRRR for the other party. found it in the end tho and tucked into my bottle of sainburys own and rushed up yo! well yeh it was alright. got sprayed with a fuckin fire extinguisher and naused some little kids who thought they were ghetto..

"OMG IS THAT AZEAL!?!!??!"

fuck off.

decided to leave but the kid had locked the door(?) so had to climb out a window. walked to the other party with "some manz". got to the other party and got in a well nausing mood but then did some K and the mood kinda retreated..

jumped in some car and went over to the Viel house for some more boozed up action and slightly inevitably the sniff came out...listened to the 50 cent album like 3 times for some reason.....got a cab home with anna and freya at some time and went to sleep.

woke up on saturday and sat around doin not a lot..anna went home and i made a pizza and watched the football..at about 8, went and met heaphy at the albert to see GBH.

pUnK aS fUcK!



they're a bit older these days tho...

once you got past the slight cringe of a bunch of 50year old ex-junkies pogo-ing around the albert in the same leathers they've had since 1977, the gig was well nang.

after that, me and beavis met butthead and we walked to jaceys via marz's with every single sentence ending in the words "tilly" or "tess" being shouted...it was a RIGHT LAUGH. got to jaceys, had a zoot and watched some brasseye which WAS a "right laugh".
after that, went to annas and munched and went to sleep.

woke up and watched chelsea - tottenham which was quality, then went home and watched the rugby, then plymouth - watford. then jack came round to do some revision but in the end he got me lean and we watched "attenborough sunday" on UKTV history.

all in all, it was a very productive day...

had my practical exam this morning down the concorde, it was actually pretty fun and i think i did alright this time. went to sort out some bank stuff after but they fucked me around AGAIN. tossers. came home, had some munch and went and met people in town. got some beers and went to the level and watched brown be a nitrous fiend. turf came down with....THE ASTONISHING FLYING RING...fuck yeah!!!

summers. on. its. way.

tonight im revising for the exam i have tomorrow that i dont understand. phat!!

1love

12:59 am - xsilicone_beach_babes_on_safarix

b-b-b-b-b-b-brap.

so yeah, my life is rolling along smoothly i guess...not much to report..

last week didnt do much except for go to college and ting..on monday, went round Viel house for an EPIC pro evo tournament. was proper intense. manz get rinsed on the regular..

cant really remember wot i did rest of the week, on thursday i went to the king and queen with vice, aki, influx, iona, todd, brad ETCCCC, went over to Hectors for a bit, then went home.

on friday i was a poor bastard so me and anna stayed in at hers and watched shit television. that, also, was intense.

woke up on saturday WITHOUT a hangover which was slightly weird. i almost felt hungover cos i felt i should be...a faux-hangover if u will. came home and listened to abbott and freya complained about how "their heads hurt" and how "they dont remember anything from last night". laughed smugly and wondered into town and went to meet brown and grumps in the pub. nick and heaphy turned up and watched the football. me grumps and brown got a taxi down to the Geese to watch the arsenal game and brown eat a fishfinger sandwich. got a bit pissed then went home for a shower, some dinner and tucked into some Cobra's. went down to jacks and chilled with jack, heaphy, mo, abbott and some other kids. then i walked down to king and queen on my own watching the lunar ecplise with that hippy k-head slag from hectors on the way. got there and played some terrible games of pool as usual. started walkin towards the Concorde, then me and grant got seperated from everyone and he offered to pay for me to get some food so we went into this thai place where the waitress pretty much chose our food for us, then gave it as a takeaway so we had to sit outside some pub and eat it with plastic cutlery. was quite funny tho. carried on walkin to the concorde and blagged the queue on grants guestlist. got in and went MAD! concorde was actually well sick,

wAs WeLl JuMp Up!1!

did loads of gurners then left and walked towards this party. decided to go back to nicks house to get his mdma and talked about what its REALLY like to be gay (fuckin pills...) got back to his and drank a bottle of red wine in a horribly short amount of time then went to this party which was quite good, but it was like 6 when we finally got there..did some more DRUGS which is always "fun" and ended up buying a bottle of red wine at like 8am and doing loads of sniff.

decided to leave at like 11 so me, grant and anna got in a taxi. got in a random fight with the taxi driver cos we were "fucking him around" so he kicked us out, but then locked us in cos we wouldnt pay...ended up paying and me and anna stumbled back to hers lookin like fuckin crackheads while grant tried in vain to flag a taxi..

got back, span out, passed out.

woke up on sunday at like 5 and watched some tv. walked back to mine in the torrential rain and ate.

monday had college which was pretty rank but not too bad. went to the Viel house after, said happy birthday to nealio and played some more INTENSE pro evo with nima. he got rinsed. skanked.

went home and anna came round.

ive got exams coming up and essays to write and i REALLY cant be bothered. fuck sake.

it came from the sea this friday???

07:47 pm

YES march!

fuck you winter. prick.

05:01 pm - xshes_got_a_blue_top_onx

HIYAAAAA

this weekends been rather standard...not a lot has happened really..

On thursday i went round jacks for a bit, then realised we REALLY wanted a drink to went down to hectors and played some pool. amy and griggy turned up and some FUCKIN AWFUL "old skool metal" band came on, jesus christ it was like old skool aids. so we went to the Bath Arms and watched griggy eat some chocolate cake. they pissed off and me and jack went back to hectors for a quick pint, then went for a zoot and a sandwich at his and i went home and watched the repeat of sKiNs. piss off skins.

on friday i ratted around most of the day, then got the bus to nicks in the evening for some FRIDAY FIVE (plus anna kirsty grant and nima) ACTION!! drank loads of vodka and stupidly ticked some sniff....nick kicked us out in a gurned up manner so we got a cab up to jacks where nick spilt red wine all over jacks white sofa and jack kicked us out in a coked up manner..got a taxi over to amy and griggys where quite a few people turned up and we all got "messy". nick, jake and jim had a bath and jim got dressed up as some weird tribal dress thing...i was also a "geisha" and a boxer at various points in the evening.
left when it was light and it was raining and me and anna did the "Bus of shame" back home and span out.

saturday - woke up pretty late and fucked around. anna went home and neale came round and we watched "top 100 sex icons" or something, then waited like 4 HOURS for my thai takeaway to arrive which was then a right rushdown anyway..me freya and neale walked down to the king and queen to meet: grant jacey anna kirsty katie abbott and sasha down there, played some pool and woteva, then got kicked out so went over to hectors where imi was "chillin". some viel mandem arrived and FUCKED SHIT UP. yeh hectors was pretty wack..jacey was off his tits tho and at one point said "oh god, i feel like aidan" which i thought was the wittiest thing jaceys ever said.


today me and anna have laid in bed and eaten NANG burgers..brapp

lost tonight, wot the FUCK is up!?

1love

02:42 pm - xgarden_furniturex

hiyaaaa

my life has been really weird in quite a boring way this week..

At the weekend, i had a "CHILLED ONE" on friday which actually turned out to be a good night...went up to jaceys for some beers and shit, then went down to heaphys where him and neale were and naused neale, then walked home and climbed on statues


saturday was a right mess. in the day didnt really do much i dont think? oh yeah went over to my stepdads for a grubbs and watched the football. came back to mine and me and freya had: amy, griggy, anna, ella, abbott, jack, jake, jim, neale and maybe some other people round to get pissed. walked down to the party which seemed to take forever for some reason..i thought the party was hilarious..everyone said it was a bit of a rushdown cos it was so packed and shut down early but i had a well good time..
managed to trick sam bates into pissing on everyone out the window..
"no seriously, i'll do it as well"
doubt it

got "locked" in the bathroom with about 20 people while i was coming up on a gurner cos we were hiding from the police and someone said they "felt like anna frank". it was one of the more bizarre moments of 2007 so far..

got kicked out loads of times so thought FUCK THIS! (fuc that???) and went back to my house where the "fun really started" aka far too many people came round to do far too many drugs and i went to sleep at 5pm sunday then woke up again at 9:55pm just in time for Lost ;) ;)
after lost, i went round to annas where her and imi were spinning out and i ate left over chinese and went to bed.

this week i have been really shit...for some reason i havent been to college ONCE. and its not like ive woken up and just gone "urgh fuck that", i have just ridiculously slept through my alarm every day without even hearing it..

apart from walk to and from annas the only thing ive done this week was work on tuesday, then go over to Viel afterwards to play a few EPIC games of pro evo with nima..he got rinse up

in other news i bough the best vinyl in the world - Rap Trax...its actually scarily 80's whith some proper classic "trax" like public enemy, EPMD, fresh prince, ll cool j etc plus a lot of wierd bollocks

anyway this update was shit, PEACE!

party on friday apparently

04:33 pm

urghh.






sigh.

11:14 pm - xi_should_go_on_the_dolex

livjournal is actually really good.

01:02 pm - xdur_dur_dur_dur_durx

Skins is gay. Why do programmes like that always portray black people in SUCH an annoying way..?

also, i annoyingly fancy that "fucked up" girl for some bloody reason...



what a load of bollocks.

however, i will blatantly watch every single episode.

03:15 pm - xits_available_in_the_left_cornerx

hiiyaaaaa

i havent updated for a couple o' weeks, wot the FUCK have i been up to?????

hmm i dunno really...

shit, this seemed like a good idea but i dont really have much to write about..

oh well, lassstttt fridayyyyy what did i do...oh christ i dont even know..oh yeah, went into town to get a tshirt then went over to heaphys so i could write on it. im well DIY. then i walked heaphbag to work cos im such a gent, and went down to hectors to meet jack, madders etc. got some drinks in and played pool then ran over to meet heaphy and brown in bombay aloo and i must say.........it was actually quite nice........................................ooooo.................well nah it was alright, i was feelin a bit pissed so maybe thats why...anyway, after that we walked up to the albert LAUGHING at stuff. got to the albert where EVERYONE was as usual and got well pissed and shouted bollocks about "Pissing in the bath" all fuckin night. i also dropped a whole pint which was quite "funny". everyone went to ocean rooms but me, heaphy, jim and jake all went down to it came from the sea at the komedia. the komedia is quite a weird place to have it but i had a well good night. I HEART NU RAVE!??!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!?///111/1/
did a pill and threw up and had a shit at the same time. gurned out for a bit then we all left and went to VIEL HOUSE. stumbled around for a bit then vice sorted me out with like 7 lines of MD in about an hour and next think i know im watching the Richard Attenbourgh dvd box set with nema...got a cab back at some time light and went so sleep at some time even lighter.

saturday felt like shit so didnt manage to go out til about 9:30ish (after having to watch fuckin harry potter). went down to the king and queen where everyone was really loud. drank loads but never really got pissed but which was pretty nausing. everyone went down the Volks but if id gone in there i wouldve pissed myself and cried in a corner so me and anna went to hectors with grant, lily, katie, alice and some other people. went home at some point.

sundayyyy it was mine and annas 18month anniversary. we went for a NANG meal downstairs at the joogleberry playhouse and where some shit "bands" were playin. shared the nachos, i had calamari and she had chicken.YAY! yeh it was nang. then we went home and sat in my room with freya and abbott (it was also their 6 month...) and watched "britains hardest" which is possibly the best programme ever made.

MONDAY
i went to college all day which was gay. after that went to jacks for a Codfather, a zoot and early evening tv. went home and anna came round.

tueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesday?
DIDnt go 2 college cos i am a bloody idiot, then erm, didnt do a lot really...P*H*A*T*
in the evening i was meant to go get pissed with nick but then he decided hes a fuckin paki wanker and "didnt wanna come out anymore" just as i was leaving my house, so i went and met jack and potsey down hectors. "got pissed and played pool" sigh. then went to AUDIO ON A TUESDAY which was actually really fun for some reason? was blaggin free tequila and nearly got in a fight, got a cab back to anna's and ate a cheese toastie.

yesterday i did fuck all really, been trying to sort out a gig ive been meaning to sort out for ages so did some research into that, then in the evening jack came round and we ate ANOTHER codfather (tubzz) and watched peepshow. fin came round for a bit, sold us an eighth and graffed my wall in Krink then left, got lean then jack went home and anna came back from supercharged.

today i didnt go into college AGAIN and im sposed to be doing work for Kit but am in bed watching the snooker and its like 3:30...



my life is the pits.



on the other hand, its friday 2moro and its arsenal - man u on sunday BRAP!

10:12 pm - xtwist_and_shoutx

urgh i feel like shit..

wah gwarn pussios..

erm, LAST week i had two exams: the written went fine but then i fucked up the practical baaaaddddddd. oh well, its only £4000 down the shitter..

on wednesday went to hectors then to supercharged for adam freeland who was actually well disappointing. prick bruv. got mash up then anna puked up every where so went back to mine with too many people for a wednesday and did coke til like 6 pissing off every single person in my house at least twice each.

on thursday i was meant to go 2 the Pussy Christmas Dinner but threw up on the way to the restaurant so just walked in a DAZE to annas and fell asleep.


friiiiiidayyyy i worked all day which was "ight". had to go 2 the post office like 40 fuckin times or saink. i hate christmas. after that i went to town to get a new tshirt then met amy and griggy and went to riki tiks for a thai and some beer. were joined by louis and chatted shit. decided we wanted a change of scenery cos riki tiks is actually one of the most depressing places on earth once happy hour ends..black walls in a bar? urgh. so went to KING AND QUEEN which is always a bit rowdier. played on the NEW POOL TABLE all night which was siiiick. were joined by anna, kirsty, nick jake and shane and played interactive deal or no deal. how working class. then went up the albert to meet everyone....was there for like 10 minutes then walked to the Core Club with aidan, g, nick, shane and paul. it wasnt open (?) when we got there so went to the fishbowl for a pint or two then went back and it was 1 in 1 out. wankers. Goose were fuckin sick! was such a good gig. danced around with aidan and g to "dirrrrty electro house". christ. then got a cab to some party which was shit and full of kids that did "computer science" but it was actually well fun. went back to annas with imi, jacey and lily and span out.

saturday i stayed in at annas and watched match of the day with a tens and nachos. BRAP.

on sunday i went down the king and queen and got pissed watching the football with a bunch of cunts. then went over to hectors and got pissed watching team america with a bunch of cunts. went back to mine and had a pissed up argument about feminism with 3 lesbians. christ i was never gunna win THAT was i. abbott made some poignant points though..


then this week ive been really ill, worked a bit, been round heaphys for a curry, been round viel house to watch jackass 2 (which was surprisingly funny) and some other stuff.

this weekend was pretty good - on Friday i just went to the albert for beer and rap and drank too much guiness and tequila (not together..) and saw some girl get smacked the fuck up by some bloke which was horrible. nitted off the party and walked home with freya, ordered a pizza and had a "dooz" with abbott. seen.

saturday had to go for lunch with my grandad which was SIIIIICK. well, my lasagne resembled sick anyway.. after that i was in amy and griggys endz so went and called on them. had a spliff and chatted shit and watched the liv sex video. FIT. we got a crate of grolsch and the bus to mine where we drank with anna freya and abbott. wot a couples night. christ. went down to hectors which was "ight" but pretty shit really then walked to zzzzzzzapbackkkkkk. managed to get in no trouble. TROUBLE!? which was nang. zapppppback was good but quite stressful for various reasons. still got my "old skool groove on" tho.

after that walked in the cold to heaphys where some random mandem were residing. carried on gettin "mash up" til like 8 then got a cab back to annas and span out watching match of the day. respeccccccccccccccc'